Someone asked me to maybe do some kind of tutorial on drawing kisses because some people think I’m good at them.
(This is why I never do tutorials.
I’m absolutely terrible at explaining how I do things.)
there will always be those who mean to do us harm. to stop them, we risk awakening the same evil within ourselves. (insp)
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
Sebastian and Chris + keeping Marvel secrets
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
"It’s a fascinating job, to come in and be the most interesting person in an episode. Whoever the guest star is, that’s the job - to maintain the interest and the focus for that 42 minutes or whatever, and it should be a huge relief to those people that are the leads in the shows."
- Mark Sheppard [x]
that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream
Just look at how his boobs jiggle